Week: 50 - from December 10, 2007 to December 16, 2007

1. Joanna Angel on Jewishness - Gold Choice         Average Rating -- 2.33 Recommended by: Misanthropic, Animal-loving, Feminist Sex Worker In this Mr. Skin interview, porn star Joanna Angel discusses her Jewish faith in honor of Passover. Source: Mr. Skin  Date Posted: April 07, 2007 22:09 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

2. Yankee Candle Company Scent or Pornstar? - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 4.50 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh "Half of the items on the list below are scents from The Yankee Candle Company. The other half are the names of real pornstars. Can you tell which is which?" Source: matthewtobey.com  Date Posted: April 19, 2007 05:20 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

3. We Have An Image Problem, And We'd Like To Resolve It - Gold Choice         Average Rating -- 3.14 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh "Tell 'em that you have brains in your heads, money in your pocket, and that you'd love to have them interviewed by The Whore. Tell them to stop putting us in the Pink Ghetto." Source: The Marketing Whore  Date Posted: April 19, 2007 04:53 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

4. Are Webmaster Chats & Parties A Waste of Time? - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 210.00 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh No. But if you don't believe me, read this! Source: adultnetsurprise  Date Posted: September 02, 2004 05:07 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

5. Opportunity Knocks         Average Rating -- 66.77 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox You TOO can be a phone slut! Check it out! Source: phoneactress.com  Date Posted: March 01, 2003 04:37 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

6. Hand-Puppet Pick-Ups         Average Rating -- 48.89 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Striking out with all your standard bar pick-up lines? Well, here's a novel idea for you: seduce the ladies with a hand-puppet. "She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny." (Either that or think you're a freaking fruitloop & run like hell...) Source: enotalone.com  Date Posted: October 19, 2002 10:30 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

7. Thrill Seekers         Average Rating -- 48.72 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox If you enjoy living life to the extreme, perhaps this service will appeal to you. For a fee, this company will whisk you away on a kidnapping adventure. Those with weak hearts need not apply. Source: extremekidnapping.com  Date Posted: November 24, 2002 07:53 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

8. Secret Fetishes         Average Rating -- 93.67 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Yet another cheap porno link - this one featuring a highly staged couple dabbling in b&d. Source: exoticfetish.net  Date Posted: March 22, 2003 09:21 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

9. "Service" to God         Average Rating -- 46.53 Recommended by: Red-Headed Sensual Oxford Scholar I'll probably end up smoking a turd in Purgatory for this one, but it made me chuckle nonetheless. Source: rotten.com  Date Posted: September 17, 2002 21:05 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

10. Stick it Up Your Ass         Average Rating -- 4.89 Recommended by: A Dead Heart Finds the Dark Side No, I mean it. Not MY ass though. Not even the pretty green one. If you pucker up, then pucker up with some of the most unique anal jewelry available. Source: extremerestraints.com  Date Posted: August 22, 2004 01:52 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

11. Personalized Christmas Cards         Average Rating -- 57.93 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Dress up a he or she, add a personal message & send to all the people on your Christmas card list. Source: kinkyxmas.co.uk  Date Posted: December 22, 2002 09:01 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

12. "Love at first site"         Average Rating -- 57.73 Recommended by: Blonde Party Chick with a Brain A wonderful website with a search feature for the Web, gift ideas for your lover, a section for finding your "valentine" through tha White Pages, and more! Send romantic e-cards, plan a great date, or browse the site's other features, such as the Love Topics. Look and feel your best this Valentine's Day, learn the secrets to a lasting relationship, find the keys to a good marriage, and more! Source: Valentine.com  Date Posted: October 02, 2002 02:25 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

13. JUST DO IT: Study Says Sex Lengthens Life         Average Rating -- 57.73 Recommended by: Red-Headed Sensual Oxford Scholar A new study states "that the physical effects of sex produce health benefits that can dramatically improve mortality rates." Source: Bill Hoffman  Date Posted: September 17, 2002 21:05 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

14. Casanova Quiz: Smooth or Cheesy?         Average Rating -- 57.73 Recommended by: Bait & Switch I'm a chick magnet, 36 points. Use the comments with this link to tell us how you do. Do you come off as a chick magnet, too rehearsed and oily or are you just plain scary? Source: Maxim Online  Date Posted: September 04, 2002 00:47 Discuss this Content: 2 comment(s).

15. Turned Loved One's Ashes into a Diamond         Average Rating -- 54.44 Recommended by: Hotter Than Georgia Asphalt "They say diamonds are a girl's best friend; now they can also be her late mother, her deceased father or even her dear departed pet...LifeGem, an Illinois company, announced last month that it had perfected the technology to turn cremated remains into gem-quality diamonds." Source: jsonline.com  Date Posted: December 07, 2002 02:41 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

16. How to Choose a Whip         Average Rating -- 54.38 Recommended by: Bait & Switch You don't have to be into adult play to be into whips but I expect they do go together often. Here is a guide to choosing a whip for the sport of whip cracking. Source: David Morgan  Date Posted: June 16, 2002 15:58 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

17. You Must Choose - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 54.38 Suggested by: Courteneycox-zucker Recommended by: Red-Headed Sensual Oxford Scholar Life can be full of tough choices. Here are some quizzes to find out if your decisions put you in the majority. Source: youmustchoose.com  Date Posted: May 19, 2002 22:22 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

18. Gift Giving Guide For Men - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 48.83 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh Our own GK gives men some help ~ Tips for gifts for women, including ideas for what to give co-workers. Source: glamkitty  Date Posted: November 20, 2002 09:33 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

19. What kind of Bachelor are you?         Average Rating -- 48.78 Recommended by: Misanthropic, Animal-loving, Feminist Sex Worker Could you be a "Hot Rod Bachelor" or maybe a "Creeping Bachelor"? How about (my favorite) a "Cheap Motel Bachelor"? Express your bachelorhood with one of these fine t-shirts from Java's Bachelor Pad! Source: Java's Bachelor Pad Store  Date Posted: November 18, 2002 05:41 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

20. And Along Came a Spider         Average Rating -- 71.33 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox The actual purpose of this article is political satire, but I just enjoyed the twisted little tale by John Shirley. Source: spark-online.com  Date Posted: June 15, 2001 04:46 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

21. The Old Neon Cross         Average Rating -- 141.50 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox A most twisted little tale of the mean-spirited "Howard". Source: e-z-smith.com  Date Posted: August 25, 2002 06:35 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

22. In times past, marriage occasionally made sense." - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 140.00 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh Fred's advice to a young guy who is thinking of marrying... Source: fredoneverything.net  Date Posted: February 03, 2003 23:07 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

23. Are You Selfish?         Average Rating -- 120.43 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Last week we discovered that most of us aren't prudes....but what about selfish?? (Thank god I'm a paragon of virtue...) ;) Humorously created whether you're selfish or not. Source: happywomanmagazine.com  Date Posted: January 12, 2003 05:19 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

24. Dictionary adds 'bonkbuster'         Average Rating -- 57.73 Recommended by: Red-Headed Sensual Oxford Scholar The Oxford English Dictionary has officially recognised the word 'bonkbuster' for books which have plenty of sex. Source: ananova.com  Date Posted: July 08, 2002 20:57 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

25. Giving a Rapist the Chop with a Killer Tampon         Average Rating -- 57.73 Recommended by: Blonde Party Chick with a Brain South Africa has high rape statistics, and one man has invented...get this...a "killer tampon" which would chop of the end of a would-be rapist's penis! Hmm...I don't know if I would want to have this contraption in me, but...you gotta do what you gotta do! Source: Rense.com  Date Posted: May 22, 2002 11:38 Discuss this Content: 2 comment(s).

26. The Hello Kitty Vibe         Average Rating -- 22.95 Recommended by: The Devil's Handmaiden At first I was kinda ... incredulous about this toy. Taking sweet Hello Kitty and making her a sex toy. But after a while, I started thinking, "I want one!" I guess this kinda vibe would be a really good sex partner for a dyke... Source: All About Sex  Date Posted: January 27, 2002 01:01 Discuss this Content: 3 comment(s).

27. Cheap Sex         Average Rating -- 54.44 Recommended by: Bait & Switch Sensual and sexy ideas along with the reviews of sex toys and assorted sexy stuff. Source: The Frugal Diva  Date Posted: September 14, 2002 17:08 Discuss this Content: 1 comment(s).

28. Gender Stereotypes and Sexual Archetypes         Average Rating -- 51.41 Recommended by: Red-Headed Sensual Oxford Scholar Informative, but not exactly "light" reading. Source: friesian.com  Date Posted: December 10, 2001 09:48 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

29. The *F* Word         Average Rating -- 51.18 Recommended by: Just a Hopeless Romantic A delightlfully fun narriative about the *F* word!! Source: humorouswritings  Date Posted: July 17, 2002 15:28 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

30. Tribute to Melia         Average Rating -- 48.72 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox This is for my friend, Melia, of Devil's Handmaiden: The Triangle Song by Mark Wunderlich. Who says three's a crowd? Source: nerve.com  Date Posted: December 08, 2001 16:35 Discuss this Content: 2 comment(s).

31. Mr. Wrong.com         Average Rating -- 48.67 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Evidently the author has been burned while seeking online love. An interesting, if negative article about finding your soulmate online. "Online personals make dating quick, easy and fun! Until people meet, of course." Source: ironminds.com  Date Posted: July 21, 2002 06:28 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

32. "Man Lives 2 Days Stuck in Windshield"         Average Rating -- 95.44 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Straight out of the realm of the Weekly World News, here's a true story that is just plain tweaked. Source: thenewmexicochannel.com  Date Posted: March 12, 2002 18:00 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

33. Women Responsible For Brains         Average Rating -- 46.42 Recommended by: Misanthropic, Animal-loving, Feminist Sex Worker As if we needed a study to inform us of this.... Source: News.com.au  Date Posted: July 23, 2002 04:14 Discuss this Content: 2 comment(s).

34. How to be a DJ Ho         Average Rating -- 85.10 Recommended by: Blonde Party Chick with a Brain Haha, five aspects to consider when wanting to become a DJ ho! Do you have what it takes?? Source: www.selekta.com  Date Posted: May 29, 2002 19:05 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

35. Homosexuality Closeted In Historical Museum Exhibit - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 1.00 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh Greek & Roman exhibit prohibits gay & lesbian artifacts. Source: blogger  Date Posted: May 18, 2007 15:24 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

36. Book Review: Sex Toys 101         Average Rating -- 2.13 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh "I found Sex Toys 101 is as beautiful as a coffee table book, with lovely full color photographs and an attractive, easy layout of information." Source: Blushing Ladies' Journal  Date Posted: April 19, 2007 04:57 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

37. Get to Know Jesus ExTREMEly Closely         Average Rating -- 58.40 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Oh my............I'm out to offend everyone today! Once again, SORRY......or something. Anyway, Contact Jesus at this site, make arrangements to Bathe with Him and ultimately, Date Him!! (If I weren't otherwise engaged, I'd definitely do him......) Source: jesus.com  Date Posted: May 31, 2001 16:52 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

38. Evil E-Mail - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 51.53 Recommended by: Pandora's Toybox Looking for an e-mail address with a little pizazz? Well, step right up and choose one of these babies from evilemail.com. How about "your-name@Ifuckstuffedan imals.com"? My personal favorite is "your-name@chlamydia-is-n ot-a-flower.com". Source: evilemail.com  Date Posted: December 01, 2001 06:01 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

39. 2 HIV Cases Put a Scare Into Porn - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 6.56 Recommended by: A Dead Heart Finds the Dark Side Several major adult movie companies — including the industry's largest, Vivid — announced Thursday they would stop filming for 60 days after two stars tested positive for HIV. Source: yahoo news  Date Posted: April 16, 2004 13:38 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).

40. Adult Marketers... - Silver Choice         Average Rating -- 1.00 Recommended by: I Get Paid Not To Laugh I'm hosting Carnival of the Capitalists, so A) if you have content, enter it and B) be prepared to read it! Source: Marketing Whore  Date Posted: May 18, 2007 15:21 Discuss this Content: No comment(s).